键盘侠|不得了啦！2-0领先的热火 夺冠概率从3%暴涨到5%

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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛东部决赛第二场，迈阿密热火队客场111-105战胜波士顿凯尔特人队，总比分2-0领先。

双方数据

热火（2-0）：巴特勒27分8篮板6助攻3抢断2帽，阿德巴约22分17篮板9助攻，乐福5篮板2助攻，文森特9分2篮板 2抢断，斯特鲁斯11分，邓罗15分，马丁25分4篮板，泽勒2分6篮板。

凯尔特人（0-2）：塔图姆34分13篮板8助攻，杰伦-布朗16分4篮板3助攻，霍福德2分4篮板2助攻2帽，罗威13分3篮板，斯玛特7分4篮板3助攻，格威9分2篮板2助攻，布罗格登13分4篮板2助攻，怀特11分。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 6900 points 3 hours ago*

24-9 4th quarter run to go up 2-0 in the series. Just insanity. What is this Heat team?

雷霆球迷：第四节打出一波24比9带走比赛，大比分2-0领先！？干嘛呀~~~哎哟~~~~这支热火队到底是什么来头啊？？？

[–]West78PaarseAapLul87 166 points 3 hours ago

This series tells me I really know nothing about NBA basketball

球迷：可不是嘛~~~~这个系列赛让我明白自己对NBA宇宙一无所知啊…

[–]Raptorsjotheold 1709 points 3 hours ago*

i mean what do you expect, they taunted mj"s son

猛龙球迷：大哥...惹毛了乔丹的亲儿子，哪儿还有好果子吃啊...

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 1771 points 3 hours ago

The Celtics were up 96-89, when Grant Williams started chirping at Himmy Butler.

They made 2 field goals from that point on, and got outscored 22-9 the rest of the way.

独行侠球迷：凯尔特人今天一度还96-89领先，可惜格威突发奇想，对着爸特勒一顿嘴遁攻击，帮后者狂叠buff。之后大家都看到啦，凯尔特人之后只进了2个球，被轰出一波22-9，安然去世~~~

[–][MIA] Gary Paytonjc-f 438 points 3 hours ago

Grant “I poke bears” Williams

热火球迷：故人已去，格威谥号：欠儿欠儿散人~~~

]76ersFultzShoulder 3787 points 8 hours ago*

How Miami how. They lost to Atlanta in the play-in and almost lost to Chicago. Gabe, Max, Duncan and Caleb were all undrafted. But they just keep beating the top teams.

76人球迷：你妹啊，什么情况啊，热火！附加赛能输给老鹰，差点连公牛都输了！！而且文森特、斯特鲁斯、邓罗、马丁都是落选秀啊！！怎么现在到处蹂躏强队啊！！

[–]Bulls8MODA 2727 points 8 hours ago

Real stats don’t compare to DAWG/36

公牛球迷：热火队的独有数据：每36分钟放出若干条野狗！！！这比“每36分钟得130分”之类的破数据不知道要高到哪儿去~~~

[–]76ersdustybooks22 9429 points 8 hours ago

Heat are the biggest frauds, disguised themselves as a mid team all year long lol

76人球迷：热火队扮最肥弱的肉猪，吃最精壮的老虎！！一整年都可怜楚楚地演TM 人畜无害！！混蛋啊哈哈哈哈！！

[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonDeSteph-DeCurry 6640 points 8 hours ago

jimmy butler the kinda guy to sleep in class then pull up to the finals with an A+

猛龙球迷：对对对！！而且巴特勒就像那种常年上课睡大觉，考试成绩一出来就能让你怀疑自己是弱智的混蛋学霸啊！！！

[DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 373 points 8 hours ago

From 1 seed and losing to the Celtics in the ECF, to being the 8 seed and winning 2 in Boston to start the ECF. It"s amazing lol

王治郅球迷：热火去年以1号种子身份在东部决赛输给了凯尔特人，今年却以8号种子身份重新晋级东部决赛，而且已经赢了凯尔特人2场了，发生了甚么事？？？

[–]Lakerscesga_0218 1882 points 8 hours ago

Media: Lakers v Celtics for 18

Nuggets and Heat: I took that personally

Both series are far from over, but as a fan of good basketball I wouldn"t mind seeing Joker v Jimbo in the Finals

湖人球迷：

媒体：总决赛必须得湖人VS凯尔特人，双方争夺各自的第18冠！！流量啊，流量不要啦！！

掘金和热火：都TM看不起谁呢？我说！！

虽然东西部决赛都远还没有结束，但是作为纯粹的篮球迷，我完全不介意看总决赛约基奇VS巴特勒~~~

[–]NuggetsImGonnaChubbBradley 546 points 8 hours ago

I’d feel much better if I’m the Heat just because they’re heading back home lol.

掘金球迷：如果我是热火队，我已经把心放肚子里了~~~回家打主场啦，嘿嘿嘿~~~~

[–]NBAaiden3buckets 4552 points 8 hours ago

If you take a look at each teams rosters, it’s hard to explain how this is possible

球迷：大伙儿啊，看看两支球队的阵容吧~~~热火能打成这样，就算是吃再多的核桃，我也想不通啊~~~~

[–]MagicGamesgtd 5152 points 8 hours ago

One has Jimmy Butler. The other doesn"t

魔术球迷：楼上的大哥，先把核桃放一放，听我说~~~很简单！一支球队有巴特勒，另一支没有啊~~

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 3916 points 8 hours ago

One team has Spo, the other team has a guy who watches the same movie 4 times a week.

勇士球迷：是啊，核桃别吃了~~~一支球队的教练是斯波，另一支球队的教练是一个礼拜能看四遍《城中大盗》的影迷~~~不是一个圈子的~~~

[–]ViperishTuba86 1038 points 8 hours ago

3% btw

球迷：顺便提一嘴啊，之前说热火的夺冠概率是3%~~

[–]Pitcher2Burn 4308 points 8 hours ago

ESPN said 5% chance for the heat now!

球迷：楼上的大哥我跟你说，现在热火可不得了了啊！！ESPN说如今热火的夺冠概率可是高达5%了啊！！

[–]Heatev00r1 1895 points 8 hours ago

"I really don"t give a shit about what you think"

-Jimmy Buckets

热火球迷：“你们心里想什么，管我什么鸟事~~”吉米-霸特勒名人名言。

[–][LAL] Alex CarusoVermillion_Crab 1085 points 8 hours ago

Heat-Nuggets gonna be ESPN"s nightmare but basketball fans" wet dream.

湖人球迷：总决赛如果是热火VS掘金，简直是直播吧的噩梦啊~~~不过对纯粹的篮球迷来说，可就爽翻了呢~~~我要把下毛片的流量都用来看总决赛！！！

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 801 points 8 hours ago*

Grant Williams has this special ability of making a fool out of himself. Poking Jimmy wasn’t a good idea.

勇士球迷：格威，他可是个魔术师啊~当下还是个正常人，一转眼就变成一个白痴~~~惹巴特勒干嘛，哪根筋搭错了？？

[–]Hawkssire59damos 189 points 8 hours ago*

Grant Williams:

Jimmy Butler: And I took that personally

老鹰球迷：

格威：

巴特勒：好好好，准备后事吧你。

[–]CelticsKyWy75 37 points 8 hours ago

David Stern is rolling over in his grave at Silver’s inability to fix these series

凯尔特人球迷：“肖华你这个没用的东西，现在东西部决赛这个局面搞毛啊，到底行不行啊！！”大卫-斯特恩躺在棺材里面，想到今年的季后赛局面，辗转反侧，气到入墓三分！！

[–]Tough-South-4610 11 points 8 hours ago

I am starting to believe MJ told Jimmy he has to win a ring before MJ would take a paternity test.

球迷：有人说乔丹要等巴特勒夺冠后，才会答应去做亲自鉴定，现在我信了~~~

[–]Thunderchestbrook 8 points 8 hours ago

heat really won 5v8

雷霆球迷：热火5打8都赢了？牛啊！

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